My Husband and I are really enjoying the aging process. We have health problems, but nothing compared with many of our friends, and they don't keep us from enjoying our lives together....
I love each day and if I complain my hubby says "just wait hon". He's ten years older than me, and such a young 70 something!
Hope you enjoy these little jokes even if you are young. Beleive you me, you won't be for long....It does go quickly.... and it is awesome!! Enjoy!!!!!
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An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a
renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it? "
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just
remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know "why"
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a
nice change
from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft.. .
Today, it's called golf.
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy
says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help
you find her. What does she look like?" The
second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, long legs, and is
wearing short shorts. What does your wife
look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
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Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder
and your hand over my mouth.
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