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Heidenheimer


 Stressed/Don't Sweat the Small Stuff!
 



Here's some funnies that I hope you will enjoy! Remember, don't sweat the small stuff!!!!

DOCTOR JOKES:

A man comes into the ER and yells, "my wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs...and I was in the wrong one.
Submited by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, Tx.

At the begining of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths, I instructed."
"Yes, they use to be," she replied.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA.

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news, when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

As a new young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" "No" she relied, "but the song you were whistling was, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
Dr. would'nt submit his name.

Posted by Heide at 7:26 PM - 13 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Rich vs. Poor
 



Thought you might enjoy this:

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father

The son answered:

"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

"Life is too short and friends are too few."

Posted by Heide at 12:15 PM - 28 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 I'm Here if You Need Me!
 



Let's not get caught up in the commercial season that begin today.

Let's remember each other and what this season truly means.

Don't fret about your gifts nor your decorations nor your parties.

Enjoy!

And please, don't forget the less fortunate!

PS...I am writing this more for myself than for you....I've been trying to have a garage sale for 22 months. I have so much to do, and so little time.....Like when you are single...All those men, and so little time. I must wind myself up, and get busy. I've never been a procrastinator until now. Wow!

God Bless...Heide
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 From Our House to Your House
 


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 Happy Thanksgiving!
 

NEW TURKEY RECIPE

Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!!
You should try this!
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.

1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...



I have not had the time to visit anyone the past week!

Just wanted you to know tho, I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving... You all are in my hearts this holiday season.

I am so THANKFUL and GRATEFUL for each of you!

Heide
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